plo1122
1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

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1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

lohanthony
tacolol:

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.


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tacolol:

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

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lohanthony
xandrious:

chronicfornication:

patientlights:

"Honestly I would give anything for intelligence, I would do anything to be able to understand. You have no idea what it’s like to have to stay quiet while out with friends because you don’t understand what they’re talking about. You can’t imagine what it feels like to see that look of pity that comes with a smile when you have to ask for help on "simple things". The worst is when you realize people actually dumb themselves down around you so you can hold a conversation. It’s humiliating to have to admit you’re ignorant to a topic that "Everyone knows about" while meeting new people, and my worst fear is not being able to help my future children with homework because I don’t understand it myself. It’s so hard to  never be taken seriously. It’s so frustrating to never know what’s going on and to be left out of plans because no one bothers to explain what’s going on. People say they envy me, they tell me how lucky i am, but i would trade my pretty face any day for a little bit of intelligence. "  - three hang at the park : patientlights

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS BECAUSE ALL I EVER SEE ARE INTELLIGENT GIRLS CRYING OVER BEING IGNORED FOR “HOT” OR “ATTRACTIVE” ONES BUT NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN A BEAUTIFUL GIRL TALK ABOUT HOW INSECURE SHE IS WITH HER OWN INTELLIGENCE. YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THE STRUGGLES WHEN IT COMES TO “REAL LIFE” BECAUSE LOOKS DON’T ALWAYS GET YOU EVERYWHERE AND WHEN YOU’RE LEFT WITH NO BRAINS AND JUST BEAUTY, YOU’RE CLUELESS ON WHAT TO DO NEXT. AND SOMETIMES YOU DON’T HAVE SOMEONE TO HELP YOU OUT. SOMETIMES YOU’RE JUST LEFT THERE FEELING LOST AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. I AM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS. 

REBLOGGING THIS SO HARD BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE AND I TRY AND BE NICE AND PATIENT WITH EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF INTELLIGENCE OR LOOKS OR WHATEVER BUT I STILL HAVE BEEN GUILTY AT TIMES OF MAKING GIRLS LIKE THIS ONE FEEL BAD OR EXCLUDED AND I AM SO SO SO SORRY THIS IS SO VALUABLE TO ME I NEEDED THIS INSIGHT

xandrious:

chronicfornication:

patientlights:

"Honestly I would give anything for intelligence, I would do anything to be able to understand. You have no idea what it’s like to have to stay quiet while out with friends because you don’t understand what they’re talking about. You can’t imagine what it feels like to see that look of pity that comes with a smile when you have to ask for help on "simple things". The worst is when you realize people actually dumb themselves down around you so you can hold a conversation. It’s humiliating to have to admit you’re ignorant to a topic that "Everyone knows about" while meeting new people, and my worst fear is not being able to help my future children with homework because I don’t understand it myself. It’s so hard to  never be taken seriously. It’s so frustrating to never know what’s going on and to be left out of plans because no one bothers to explain what’s going on. People say they envy me, they tell me how lucky i am, but i would trade my pretty face any day for a little bit of intelligence. "  - three hang at the park : patientlights

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS BECAUSE ALL I EVER SEE ARE INTELLIGENT GIRLS CRYING OVER BEING IGNORED FOR “HOT” OR “ATTRACTIVE” ONES BUT NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN A BEAUTIFUL GIRL TALK ABOUT HOW INSECURE SHE IS WITH HER OWN INTELLIGENCE. YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THE STRUGGLES WHEN IT COMES TO “REAL LIFE” BECAUSE LOOKS DON’T ALWAYS GET YOU EVERYWHERE AND WHEN YOU’RE LEFT WITH NO BRAINS AND JUST BEAUTY, YOU’RE CLUELESS ON WHAT TO DO NEXT. AND SOMETIMES YOU DON’T HAVE SOMEONE TO HELP YOU OUT. SOMETIMES YOU’RE JUST LEFT THERE FEELING LOST AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. I AM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS. 

REBLOGGING THIS SO HARD BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THOSE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE AND I TRY AND BE NICE AND PATIENT WITH EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF INTELLIGENCE OR LOOKS OR WHATEVER BUT I STILL HAVE BEEN GUILTY AT TIMES OF MAKING GIRLS LIKE THIS ONE FEEL BAD OR EXCLUDED AND I AM SO SO SO SORRY THIS IS SO VALUABLE TO ME I NEEDED THIS INSIGHT

tyleroakley

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying